I hope this isn't what she meant.
"Do you work at Buffalo Wild Wings? Because you look like a horse-rider today. I liked the outfit you wore yesterday a lot better than this one... Your earrings look like erasers."
"I'm five-and-a-half. I've been five-and-a-half for so long now I can't even remember how long. I think I turned five-and-a-half last year, and I still have a long time until I'm not five-and-a-half anymore, and when that happens I don't know what I'll be!"
She's very articulate and observant. She also does a surprisingly accurate impression of an angry kitten.