Thursday, July 29, 2010
If one more person does something stupid
I will probably die.
Idiot Number One:
Let's call him Tom, because that is his name. His blatant misspelling of the word "embarrassed" is embarrassing.
ENBARREST.
Idiot Number Two:
Whoever made this sign. It says, "Norfolk Executive Confrence Center." Now, everyone makes spelling errors. However, most people do not post them on huge signs for the whole world to see. It doesn't do much for the credibility of any Norfolk executives who happen to use this building.
Idiot Number Three:
Actually this is a group of idiots. And I think there are quite a few other people who think this way. Now, I'm not bashing on Republicans. I'm not educated enough to even have a party affliation. I'm just bashing on stupid Republicans who voice unsubstantiated opinions that they probably just got from their parents or peers. Here is a conversation (edited, in italics) that is truely "enbarresting." And to think, these people are old enough to be registered voters.
Person A's Facebook status: How many of us know what's going on in this country? [not you, that's for sure].. How many of us know about our president (Not including the fact that he's black)?.. Excuse me if im wrong but i've recently learned that OBAMA isn't a US citizen, the dude is from Kenya.. So, he's not supposed to be president.. and he's paying lots of money to keep it quiet. WTH. Who knew? [I'm pretty sure if this was true, the millions of Republicans determined to ruin Obama's administration would know and would have done something about it by now. In fact, the Democrats wouldn't have even let him run if they thought he would get busted as a Kenyan pretending to be American.]
Person B: I knew. I hate obama
Person A: There's so much stuff that pple don't kno about and alotta ish is bouta happen... pple should read up. [Because, judging by the link you posted at the end of this conversation, you are a very well-read person, and garner your information from incredibly reliable sources]
Person C: You right.. Our country is messed up. Real bad.
Person B: We're all doomed....
Person A: Yea... welcome to America.... im trynna go to Australia somewhere!.... Amsterdam!!
Person C: Oh yeaaaa!
Person A: http://realdifferent.blogspot.com/ [The number one place for idiots to read about current events]
In conclusion, I don't write this to be rude. In fact, I'm doing a service to society! This quote from The Office sums it up quite nicely, I think.
Michael Scott: What is the most inspiring thing I’ve ever said to you?
Dwight Schrute: “Don’t be an idiot,” changed my life. Whenever I’m about to do something, I think, “Would an idiot do that?” and if they would, I do not do that thing.
Idiot Number One:
Let's call him Tom, because that is his name. His blatant misspelling of the word "embarrassed" is embarrassing.
ENBARREST.
Idiot Number Two:
Idiot Number Three:
Actually this is a group of idiots. And I think there are quite a few other people who think this way. Now, I'm not bashing on Republicans. I'm not educated enough to even have a party affliation. I'm just bashing on stupid Republicans who voice unsubstantiated opinions that they probably just got from their parents or peers. Here is a conversation (edited, in italics) that is truely "enbarresting." And to think, these people are old enough to be registered voters.
Person A's Facebook status: How many of us know what's going on in this country? [not you, that's for sure].. How many of us know about our president (Not including the fact that he's black)?.. Excuse me if im wrong but i've recently learned that OBAMA isn't a US citizen, the dude is from Kenya.. So, he's not supposed to be president.. and he's paying lots of money to keep it quiet. WTH. Who knew? [I'm pretty sure if this was true, the millions of Republicans determined to ruin Obama's administration would know and would have done something about it by now. In fact, the Democrats wouldn't have even let him run if they thought he would get busted as a Kenyan pretending to be American.]
Person B: I knew. I hate obama
Person A: There's so much stuff that pple don't kno about and alotta ish is bouta happen... pple should read up. [Because, judging by the link you posted at the end of this conversation, you are a very well-read person, and garner your information from incredibly reliable sources]
Person C: You right.. Our country is messed up. Real bad.
Person B: We're all doomed....
Person A: Yea... welcome to America.... im trynna go to Australia somewhere!.... Amsterdam!!
Person C: Oh yeaaaa!
Person A: http://realdifferent.blogspot.com/ [The number one place for idiots to read about current events]
In conclusion, I don't write this to be rude. In fact, I'm doing a service to society! This quote from The Office sums it up quite nicely, I think.
Michael Scott: What is the most inspiring thing I’ve ever said to you?
Dwight Schrute: “Don’t be an idiot,” changed my life. Whenever I’m about to do something, I think, “Would an idiot do that?” and if they would, I do not do that thing.
Thursday, June 3, 2010
Robert Bissell
I found a new artist who I am officially in love with. Odd, yet amazing. You can't tell in most of these pictures, but he always hides some other animals in the background of his paintings. It's so fun to try and search for them! You, too, should become a Bissell fan. Seriously. It's a really good idea, I promise.
Find the Good
"When you rise in the morning, give thanks for the light, for your life, for your strength. Give thanks for your food and for the joy of living. If you see no reason to give thanks, the fault lies in yourself."
-Tecumseh
1. I have a great job! My supervisor is so funny and my fellow cashiers are all really awesome. One of them is even a psych major like me! I get plenty of hours and get paid above minimum wage.
2. I just got 150 pictures from this past year printed and they're being shipped to my home right now! This means... scrapbooking! My mom and I are going to clear off the dining room table and spread out all of our scrapbooking stuff and just go to town! It's going to be awesome.
3. Audiobooks. Seriously. What a blessing!
4. Northanger Abbey. Such a good book! And a great way to pass away the time on my breaks.
5. My kitchen is fully stocked with everything I need for delicious midnight snacks! I never fully appreciated this until I left for school.
To sum up:
I am extremely blessed. You are too! And don't forget it!
-Tecumseh
1. I have a great job! My supervisor is so funny and my fellow cashiers are all really awesome. One of them is even a psych major like me! I get plenty of hours and get paid above minimum wage.
2. I just got 150 pictures from this past year printed and they're being shipped to my home right now! This means... scrapbooking! My mom and I are going to clear off the dining room table and spread out all of our scrapbooking stuff and just go to town! It's going to be awesome.
3. Audiobooks. Seriously. What a blessing!
4. Northanger Abbey. Such a good book! And a great way to pass away the time on my breaks.
5. My kitchen is fully stocked with everything I need for delicious midnight snacks! I never fully appreciated this until I left for school.
To sum up:
I am extremely blessed. You are too! And don't forget it!
Sunday, May 16, 2010
Saturday, April 24, 2010
Happy? Ecstatic? Thrilled? Perfect? Overjoyed?
Alexithymia (ah-lek-sah-THI-mee-ah) —
inability to describe emotions in a verbal manner
from the Ancient Greek words λέξις and θύμος —literally "without words for emotions"
So this is actually a psychological condition, but I feel that it definitely applies to my life right now. I'm home! Back from college! I love BYU, but I have missed home so much!
inability to describe emotions in a verbal manner
from the Ancient Greek words λέξις and θύμος —literally "without words for emotions"
So this is actually a psychological condition, but I feel that it definitely applies to my life right now. I'm home! Back from college! I love BYU, but I have missed home so much!
Monday, April 19, 2010
Work it, girls. Get fierce.
Utah's obnxiously beautiful weather demanded that we go outside in cute outfits and take pictures. Here is a sampling, a smattering, if you will, of our excessive attractiveness.
Honestly? Yes, I think we're model quality. Vogue? Probably. Runway? I just need to tailor my walk a bit. Catalog? I would never stoop to such a level. So why don't I go for it? Well, I don't think modelling is right for me. I don't really like the superficiality of the model industry anyways.
Hollywood is a different story.
Saturday, April 17, 2010
Words.
Lethologica (lee-tho-LO-gi-ca) —
the inability to remember the right word; a psychological disorder that inhibits an individual's ability to articulate thoughts by temporarily forgetting key words, phrases, or names in conversation
Letho- from the Ancient Greek, Lethes, a river of Hades that effaced memories, and logica from the Greek word for word, logikos.
In daily conversation, I often suffer from Lethologica. I think this is why, for the most part, I prefer to write.
the inability to remember the right word; a psychological disorder that inhibits an individual's ability to articulate thoughts by temporarily forgetting key words, phrases, or names in conversation
Letho- from the Ancient Greek, Lethes, a river of Hades that effaced memories, and logica from the Greek word for word, logikos.
In daily conversation, I often suffer from Lethologica. I think this is why, for the most part, I prefer to write.
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