There is no one alive who is youer than you!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DR. SUESS!!!

"I have heard there are troubles of more than one kind. Some come from ahead and some come from behind. But I've bought a big bat. I'm all ready you see. Now my troubles are going to have troubles with me!"

"Today is your day! Your mountain is waiting. So... get on your way."

"So the writer who breeds more words than he needs, is making a chore for the reader who reads."

"There's no limit to how much you'll know, depending how far beyond zebra you go."

"...ASAP. Whatever that means. It must mean, 'Act swiftly awesome pacaderm!' "

"You'll get mixed up, of course, as you already know. You'll get mixed up with many strange birds as you go. So be sure when you step. Step with care and great tact and remember that Life's a Great Balancing Act. Just never forget to be dexterous and deft. And never mix up your right foot with your left. And will you succeed? Yes! You will, indeed! (98 and ¾ percent guaranteed) Kid, you'll move mountains."

"Be grateful you’re not in the forest in France

Where the average young person just hasn’t a chance

To escape from the perilous pants eating plants

But your pants are safe, you’re a fortunate guy

You ought to be shouting how lucky am I!"